tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861874.post5460127928585689164..comments2024-01-08T13:44:54.771-08:00Comments on Dizgraceland: Way past coolTimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07838683246636045823noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861874.post-48847192010551175832010-05-15T21:30:47.669-07:002010-05-15T21:30:47.669-07:00R.
All I'm saying is that I know what my junk ...R.<br />All I'm saying is that I know what my junk looks like, even cold and it ain't no pencil and two marbles.<br /><br />And your point about the fishing analogy?Timehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07838683246636045823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861874.post-61332232262622099702010-05-15T17:16:13.209-07:002010-05-15T17:16:13.209-07:00Is it okay to admit to knowing what your brother&#...Is it okay to admit to knowing what your brother's junk looks like in the cold? <br /><br />I can honestly say that my father's "vestments" weren't even on the radar while we were wading around in the snow-fed icy cold Idaho rivers and streams.<br /><br />I dunno about that "catch a fish" line. My mind immediately went to a replay of my father braining square-jaws and suckers on the rocks then throwing their twitching bleeding bodies up the bank to be eaten by scavengers.R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03774469060066226829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861874.post-53239932791153423022010-05-14T21:28:52.427-07:002010-05-14T21:28:52.427-07:00Oh I had lots of comebacks but none of them occurr...Oh I had lots of comebacks but none of them occurred to me until well after I'd slunk off. My favorite would have been, "Well, if you want to catch a fish, you've got to use the right bait." <br /><br />And if the cold makes your thing look like a pencil and two marbles than you must take after your father and not your uncle :)Timehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07838683246636045823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861874.post-11905064513650706262010-05-14T18:17:49.711-07:002010-05-14T18:17:49.711-07:00Some comebacks come to mind for your not-so-fly mo...Some comebacks come to mind for your not-so-fly moment: <br /><br />"Oh hey thanks! I thought I felt a draft. Damn cold makes my thing look like a pencil and two marbles doesn't it?" If she looks then smile at her salaciously and tell her to quit taking advantage of you.<br /><br />-or-<br /><br />"Why don't I button this thing up and then we go some place quieter and see if you'd like it unbuttoned again."<br /><br />-or-<br /><br />"Well it got you over here didn't it? Why don't you tell me your name while I get this thing buttoned up."<br /><br />When you're a man you don't need to prove yourself. When you're a boy you just get scarred for life trying to be cool. I've noticed that there are lots of boys with male pattern baldness in this country. The women aren't any better.R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03774469060066226829noreply@blogger.com