Dizgraceland: Tasteless

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I had to post this for Bacon Day. I know it is tasteless. But so is being vegan.

Time at 9:37 PM

Time: I am an aged blogger. I almost said middle aged blogger, but that would imply that I will live well past 100 (which I have no intention of doing). I have been blogging for more than 20 years and have yet to be discovered. But it is only a matter of time until I become the next Internet sensation and then fade quickly back into obscurity after my 15 seconds of fame (especially when everyone discovers my age). I was almost discovered in 2006 (the year in which I wrote my best posts), but all of my regular readers found better things to do (or god forbid expired) and abandoned me. There was never more than a handful anyway. I am not bitter, though. Despite my persistent lack of success I doggedly continue to write.

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