Taking it in the shorts

 

I may buy a pair of these myself. I do like Tiki stuff and Dizgraceland is near and dear to my heart. So these board shorts would make my day. They aren't that expensive actually. I can't vouch for the quality. But how often would I wear them? Once or twice a year, tops, while on vacation. 

Or I could wear them on my commuter train. I'm old enough that people would just think I'm a touch senile and shake their heads sadly. 

They do that anyway, so I might as well be wearing a pair of Trader Tim's.

Here's what the back looks like:

I'll end with that even though it seems a bit short-sighted.