It is National Milk Day. I acknowledge it because I can't bring myself to acknowledge National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friends Day without throwing up a little in my mouth. Cows I can deal with.
Though not the smartest animals in the world, they are fairly innocuous. Though I did have one step on my bare foot when I was a kid and helping my friend (who lived on a farm) get the cows into pens to be milked. We were supposed to be going swimming in the creek next to his home and we couldn't until we got the cows milked. Thus I was barefoot and had a cow step on my foot. Fortunately there was a substantial amount of cow shit on the ground so my foot sank down into it when the cow stepped on it.
I do not hold a grudge. Though I will eat a hamburger now and then.
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