Saturday, February 11, 2006

I write a blog

Seems like it's been forever,
Since I wrote my very first Blog.
I put the words and the graphics together,
I am a geek,
Coz I write a blog.

I write a Blog that makes the whole world cringe.
I write a Blog to loath about stupid things.
I write a Blog that makes the young girls cry.
I write a Blog,
I write a Blog.

My homepage takes up lots of bandwidth,
But I’ve got my own place on the Web.
Now, when I look at my blog through your eyes,
The jokes seem young again, even though they're very old.

Oh my words can make you wince
And nothing I say will ever convince,
That I have much of anything to say.
I know it's not really art,
But, that’s a real fine place to start.
It’s from me it’s for you,
It’s from you, it’s from me,
It’s a world wide Web-ony!

I think I'm amusing, coz I write a blog.


Alex Pendragon said...

Tim, it's going to be OK. Quit the photoshop. Step away from the computor. Take a deep breath. Repeat after me...."Demon Manalow, cast thou foul self out of me!"

Repeat this untill the red haze recedes and you know who you are.

I knew you'd lose it sooner or later...........

Time said...

the michael, Don't be hating. Barry Manilow is one of the greatest talents that has ever come out of Brooklyn. And I'm working on a new song sung to the tune of Mandy. The chorus goes like this:

"Well you came and you commented without thinking
but I read your blog anyway, oh Michael
well you diss me nonstop without blinking
Should I read you today, oh Michael" :)

And thank you Cherish! I'm glad someone can appreciate a good Barry Manilow ripoff!

Alex Pendragon said...

You DARE Manalow THE Michael?!?!?!?!?

Oh, that's it, you did it now, hombre, this is WAR!

Timmy Elvis was a blogger
was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
but he always had some mighty fine whine
yea, he always had some might fine whine.

Singin' "Joy to the Tim
neeeeever heard of him
Joy to the Bloggers that he links his tooooo
Joy to us and them THAT for cheesy!

The above comment was done in pure brotherly love.

Time said...

Well, I'll be damned, the michael. That was pretty catchy, especially for those of us old enough to remember Three Dog Night.

Maybe we should just become songwriters. We could call ourselves Em-n-tim. Yo.

Anonymous said...

I don't know where to direct more outrage--at you, Tim, for stealing my cool Manilow vibe (and I DID have it first, damn you!) or The Michael for being low enough to to hate both sock monkeys AND Barry Manilow. What strange, sad little men you are. How do you live with yourselves?