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Monday, February 17, 2025

The Gulf of Reason

 


It boggles the mind that the Orange Menace wastes time demanding we call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. It serves no purpose. But then again nothing in the vast wasteland that is the MAGA brain makes sense.  Of course, I posted this t-shirt design and Red Bubble is reviewing it.  


Sunday, February 16, 2025

Everything comes with strings

 


I posted this design on Red Bubble yesterday and it was pulled for a review. I haven't a clue why it was pulled.  Though apparently Sony has a trademark for a computer game software called Strings Attached. Seems as though everybody wants to plant a flag on everything. 

Though since I am just using this image for a t-shirt and other sundry merch, I don't think Sony can claim copyright infringement.

I'll wait to see what the Red Bubble lawyers say. They may say the design already has strings attached.

Saturday, February 15, 2025

Free, free, free

 


I am alphabetically in the "F's" with uploading my designs on Red Bubble.  I feel so free.

Thursday, February 13, 2025

You've got to have heart

 


This is another one of those images I thought I couldn't use for t-shirt designs because they would say it violated the copyright or trademark for Heartbreak Hotel. But I search for trademarks and there were none. And it is Heartbreak Motel, not Hotel and it doesn't imply anything about the song. So I posted it on Red Bubble. I just think it was too cool not to run with it.


Now this one probably wouldn't fly. But I think it is super cool, too. It's good enough for a king.


Wednesday, February 12, 2025

I thought I saw a pudding tat

 


It is National Plum Pudding Day (which makes no sense since it is also know as Christmas Pudding). But none of the National Day days make much sense.  And I know that this tattoo of a bowl of pudding isn't plum pudding. I couldn't lead with my "proof is in the pudding" design because I'd already used that headline and image back in November.

Pudding made me think of Tweety Bird and Sylvester the cat and Tweety always saying "I thought I saw a puddy tat." So you get an image of a pudding tat.

But I suppose that doesn't mean much to you.



Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Things as they are

 


"Things as they are / Are changed upon the blue guitar."

-- Wallace Stevens

 The poem, published in 1937, explores the transformative power of art and imagination, using the blue guitar as a metaphor for artistic interpretation. It was inspired by Pablo Picasso’s 1903 painting The Old Guitarist.  It's an appropriate image for National Guitar Day, because it expresses how I feel about my guitars...well, just about any guitar.

Pity this is also National Shut-in Visitation Day. Even a blue guitar can't make that cheery.

Monday, February 10, 2025

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

 


It was all Green Tags $1.99 day at Goodwill today. I have learned that you can find some pretty great deals on the $1.99 day. A couple of months ago I found a brand new John Wayne Cast Iron Grill pan that Goodwill had been selling for $29 with the color of the day on sale for $1.99. So I got it for $1.99 and sold it on eBay for $32. 

Today I found an IBM Selectric II electric typewriter that Goodwill was trying to sell for $99. I bought it for...you guessed it...$1.99. And it works. Or at least it powers on. And why would I want a Selectric II electric typewriter? Because I only had to pay $1.99 for it. So if I can't resale it and have to take it back to Goodwill I'll only be out $1.99. 

Plus there was the nostalgia factor. I learned how to type on one of these when I was in high school. And when I was a Journalism major in college, that's what we typed stories on in the college newspaper offices. They were the precursors to word processors. They just had sheets of paper instead of screens. But they beat the hell out of writing something by hand. Oh sure, you made mistakes typing, but that was what white out was made for.

So what if it weighs a ton and there is no way in hell I'll be able to sell it on eBay because the shipping would be through the roof. There is always Facebook Marketplace. Who cares if there are ten or so of them already on there. Since I only paid $1.99, I don't have to get much for it to make profit. 

I am such a shrewd business person.

Sunday, February 09, 2025

Super Bowl Sunday is great for pigskin

 


And it so happens that it is National Pork Rind Day. So enjoy your pigskin play and chew the fat with friends. You'll be happy as a dead pig in the sunshine



Saturday, February 08, 2025

Souvenir Du

 


I saw this wood carving at the local Antique Mall today and it peaked my curiosity. At first I thought it was a souvenir of a place called "Du." So I asked ChatGPT and it explained to me that "Souvenir Du" is French for "Memory of" or "Souvenir from."  So I took a photo and shared it with ChatGPT and it suggested that this carving was very likely from Haiti because they speak French in Haiti (or a Creole version of French). 

So I bought the carving because it just seemed odd that someone would carve the words "Souvenir of" and not of where. I conjectured that the artist started carving the words and then realized they ran out of room for the "of where." 

When I got home I decided to ask Gemini about the carving. And low and behold, Gemini says the carving is from an African country called Djibouti in the Horn of Africa because it looks like something they would carve and they speak French in Djibouti. I suggested to Gemini that perhaps the carving was from Haiti and it poo-poo'ed me and gave me several strong reasons why it was more likely from Djibouti.

I love the battles of AI. But I'm leaning towards Djibouti because it seems more exotic than Haiti.

Friday, February 07, 2025

Don't let them gum up the work

 


Of course, today is Bubble Gum Day. And it is national Fettuccine Alfredo Day.


So it's linguine and not fettuccine. A noodle is a noodle.

Thursday, February 06, 2025

Diz-dress for Diz-cess

 


I am very impressed with the options Red Bubble offers for products for my designs. Because once the world sees that they can wear a Dizgraceland dress, the world is my oyster. And speaking of oysters, don't you think pearls would look great with this dress?

And how about this?


Who would have thought that a Dizgraceland mini skirt was even an option? These should be flying off the virtual shelves anytime. 

So far I am glad I discovered Red Bubble and they haven't totally rejected me yet. Zazzle took a shit load of time to load products on and I basically sold nothing. 

Of course, I haven't sold anything on Red Bubble yet, but something tells me it is only a matter of time. I may just buy me one of those Dizgraceland mini skirts for myself and post a few photos on Blue Sky to start the feeding frenzy. The caption will read something like, "Buy my stuff or I will post more pics like this."