It's National Aviation Day so I dusted off my Rapture Air design and created not only a t-shirt, but a luggage tag as well.
But then again I don't believe in luck...good or bad.
On a totally different topic, I picked up a Zushi at an antique store the other day. And don't feel bad if you have never heard of a Zushi before. Either had I. I'd seen it in a display case a few weeks ago. A zushi is a small ornate cabinet or shrine used to house sacred objects such as Buddhist statues, scrolls or relics. I was familiar with a home shrine called a butsudan during my brief stint as a Nichoran Shoshu Buddhist many years ago. It is a larger cabinet you keep in your home to chant to. A zushi is more of a portable, travel version.
My new zushi has a Bishamonten figure in it. He is sort of the Buddhist god of war (which kind of defeats the underlying principle of Buddhism). He is one of the Four Heavenly Kings and is associated with protection from evil, victory in battle and overcoming obstacles and wealth, prosperity and good fortune.
He's no black cat, but I'm hoping he will bring some magic into my aging life.
After going on all of the rides at Disneyland, I am glad I have good benefits. Between the heat, standing in long lines and being jerked around unmercifully because I insist on sticking my hands in the air on roller coasters to prove how brave I am, I can barely walk.
One more day in the Happiest Place on Earth and I think I would be visiting Jehova.
Yahweh, right.
So I have a shop on Printify now. And I used my AI friends to create a new logo and masthead.
Time is a major bitch and I marvel at people's fascination with pointing out that celebrities haven't aged well. The only thing that ages well is a good red wine and even it goes bad here and there.
It's a primary reason I'm glad I was never famous. No one cares what I look like now because no one cared what I looked like when I was 18.
When my kids were little I tried showing them my school photos. All they did was laugh and say I looked funny. That put things in perspective.
Though I always got a kick when I saw photos of my parents as kids. Maybe it was because they didn't have a lot of photos of themselves growing up. But still, I didn't laugh and think they looked funny. I thought they were both very good looking people.
But back to Kristy McNichol, she dropped out of the Hollywood scene in the early 2000s saying she was dealing with bipolar disorder and she wanted privacy. She came out as a lesbian in 2012 which didn't surprise a great deal of people I'm sure. Not that it should matter or be anyone's business. So why should she have to suffer the indignity of the Paparazzi snapping photos of her at aged 63. I don't think she looked bad. She just looked older.
Not that I think there are a great deal of people who remember her who aren't in their 60s themselves. So I'm not sure what the hypocrisy of pointing out her aging on the Internet.
I can only take solace in being an old and unknown man. So I am basically invisibile.
There is something to be said for that.
Regardless, I hope they all find peace in wherever you end up after you die.
It seemed to be going okay. Not many sales, but I thought it was picking up. I was happily posting design after design when boom. I got a notice that my account was suspended. Can you say déjà vu? Can you say déjà vu?
I tried filing an appeal, but I'm thinking they have the same legal team that Teepublic had and they pretty much said that you can appeal but don't hold your breath and we won't give you any reasons why and if you ask us, your appeal will go the way of your suspended account.
Not to be deterred, I turned to Printify who allows you to create designs and then post them to your Esty store to sell. So slowly but unsurely, that's what I'm trying now.
I've said this time and time again, but I'm not sure why I bother. It is like my blog. It has been more or less unsuccessful for 21 years and I keep plugging along with it. So what's another 20 years trying to sell t-shirt designs that no one wants?
I just want people to like me and acknowledge how extremely clever and about as close to a genius as they will ever meet. Is that too much to ask?
The concept of neighborhood sites was well meaning. We should get to know the people who live in our communities....that is, until we get to know the people in our communities.
It is the 4th of July and my town has an annual 4th of July parade. Thousands of people attend this parade because you can't get enough fliers for house painting, window washing, and city council candidates unless you attend. And to be sure you get a prime spot to sit in the hot sun and watch the parade, you need to put out your camp chairs the night before. But the city posts signs that says you are not allowed to put your chairs out until after 6 p.m. on July 3 or the Public Works department will confiscate them.
Like clockwork, however, people start putting their chairs out at 3 p.m. and sit in them like they are staking out a rock concert until 6 p.m. And I've never seen a public works employee. Some people have been putting chairs out for years and have legacy spots that they consider theirs. I'm surprised there aren't more fights breaking out over chairs.
I took our chairs downtown around 5:40 p.m. and the only way I found a spot for them was this mother took pity on me because I look ancient and I was looking overwhelmed as to where I could set up the three chairs I was carrying. She had put up a line of chairs and a towel on one end taking up what I thought was too much space. She looked at me and said, "We don't really need this space" and pulled up the towel. I thanked her profusely though I wanted to say, "Then why did you put the towel down there?" But I was just happy to put the chairs out and sit there until it was 6 p.m. and the chairs would be sanctioned. Though still, there was no way in hell the Public Works employees were going to give a shit about chairs.
But this morning on Nextdoor some Wendy Whiner started bitching about people ignoring the signs that said no chairs before 6 p.m. TThey said they left at 5:10 p.m. to put up their chairs and most of the spots were gone (apparently they didn't have their pitiful old man act down like me). The irony was that they were obviously trying to get chairs out before 6 p.m. and were pissed that others beat them to it.
I thought about commenting something about it but I started reading the comments and it reminded me why I hate Nextdoor and similar sites so much. Several people pointed out the hypocrisy and several pointed out that, with our country crumbling around us, worrying about ignoring signs about chairs for a 4th of July parade was pretty petty. Some pointed out that Trump would have put chairs out, too.
I believe he would.
These types of comments sparked the counter comments and assholes squared off about scofflaws and the importance of obeying or not obeying the rules.
I chose not to join the fray. I think my good neighbors on Nextdoor are pretty much full of shit anyway. And I wasn't really primed to go to the parade and celebrate pretty much the lie that America has become. But I went and watched wave after wave of church groups with banners about how Jesus Loves Us, and one Catholic Church that had a Pope Mobile float go by and hand out stickers. I even snagged some candy that was intended for kids watching the parade, but with my long white beard, I pretty much come across as senile and sometimes people just give me candy and stickers.
I do think that they should have had one of the Jesus church groups just before the end of the parade and had banners that read, "The End is Near."
Can I hear an, "Amen?"