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Thursday, August 14, 2025

I have a creamsicle

 


It is National Creamsicle Day and I dreamt up a bicycle made up of creamsicles.  It's a bit more exciting than the design I dreamt up last year.


I didn't sell any of those either. Apparently although there is a National Creamsicle Day, there isn't a big Creamsicle contingent looking for creamsicle merch.

I try drumming up business by posting on Bluesky, Instagram, Facebook and Threads. I get a few likes but no purchases. Kind of sucks. I was kind of hoping I would be successful on Printify and be able to flip off Teepublic and Redbubble. I do spitefully wish they would both go out of business. The thought of the worms who work on their legal teams trying to get another job after practicing t-shirt law.  appeals to me. I can be pretty vindictive.

Good thing I'm not president of the United States or I would be sending the National Guard into Teepublic and Redbubble headquarters and there would be a passel of ex-lawyers slapping mosquitos in a dirty bunk somewhere in Florida.





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