I am sad that Pope Francis has died. Ironically, it was 20 years ago just before I got married that Pope John Paul II died. We were on a cruise that we would we would be married on. The Pope died on April 2 and we got married on April 3.
April is apparently not a good month for Popes. Perhaps Easter is traumatic for them
But speaking of Saint Joseph, I found this amazing figurine at Goodwill today. Just bury it in your front yard (feet up and facing your house) and it will help you sell your house despite high interest rates and a tanking world economy. All you have to do is ensure your house is staged appropriately and priced reasonably and St. Joseph will close the deal. But then you have to pay him a commission and dig him up and put him in your new home.
It all seems rational to me in these troubled times. I am selling St. Joseph on eBay if you are interested. Only $18. That's pretty cheap to ensure a miracle.
Something tells me that this will also ensure that I go to hell.
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