It is Humbug Day according to the people who name days. It is intended, for some reason, to commemorate the people who suck joy out of the holiday season, and well...like. So it could be Trump Day for that matter.
It is also National French Fried Shrimp Day, Crossword Puzzle Day, National Flashlight Day and, oh yeah, the Winter Solstice. And apparently is is National Maine Day, but after watching the Derry series on Max that is based on Stephan King's novel IT, I have no strong desire to go to Maine or celebrate it. Seems home to alcoholics, wife beaters and demonic clowns with red balloons.
Humbug Day is the only one I chose to commemorate with a t-shirt and posts on social media. Though logic tells me no one will buy a t-shirt commemorating Humbug Day on the day of and with Christmas only a few days away. Even if they ordered it, it wouldn't arrive for a week and a half. Logic also tells me it may get someone to click on the store link and be enthralled by all of the other t-shirt designs and rush out to tell the world.
Wait, the monkeys haven't flown out of my butt yet.
Humbug that idea.
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