Tess and I are standing before the Captain of the Diamond Princess.
I was relieved that he was British until I realized I didn't understand a
word he was saying. You would think those people would learn to speak
English. I was taken aback when he asked me to repeat the phrase "lawful
Tess and Tim exchange vows (and no that is not my belly, it's my jacket and I know it made me look like Alfred Hitchcock).
Tess and Tim sign the ship's log (a journal, not a piece of wood).
Tess and Tim are introduced as husband and wife and experience the blinding light of spiritual rapture...well actually it was a flash going off at exactly the time the Webcam refreshed. But we were very happy.
I plan to post some of the more traditional photos of our wedding soon whether you like it or not.