Since I am dissing on things related to our recent road trip, I might as well express my disgust for Hummers. Give me one good reason why anyone outside of Iraq needs to drive around in an armored troop carrier. They are big, ugly, bad for the environment and obnoxious.
To add insult to injury we saw one in one of the dink towns we were passing through on our way to Idaho that had a handicapped permit hanging on the rear view mirror and what looked like chromed testicles hanging from the rear bumper. Turns out there is a company called "Thatsnutz" that sells trailer hitches in various colors that resemble a scrotum.
This is wrong on so many levels.
I have never understood why people need to try and make up for their inadequacies and insecurities by owning muscle cars, big trucks or vehicles that cost as much money as the GNP of many third world countries. It reminds me of the old joke that asks what is the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine: the porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
If a person is defined by the car they drive then they must a a pretty pitiful life.
I also despise bumper stickers, mud flaps with sayings like "Mean and Nasty" on them and antenna balls.
And don't get me started on gold trim packages.