It is First Contact Day, a day commemorating a day that hasn't technically happened yet. But who is to say. I'm preparing for it though, as should everyone, especially farmers with cows.
I'm not sure why aliens are obsessed with abducting cows (unless they are searching for signs of intelligent life and none of the people they abducted showed any).
And BTW, it is also National Deep Dish Pizza Day. You would think the aliens would be abducting pizzas to go instead of whole cows.
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