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Thursday, April 09, 2026

Off my rocker

 


There are a whole lotta national day days going on today.  I couldn't resist glomming on to National Cherish an Antique Day with an "Off Their Rocker" t-shirt.  It is also National Chicken Little Awareness Day.



I couldn't pass up National Unicorn Day or National Name Yourself Day.


I was tempted to poke a finger at National Alcohol Screen Day with a Baudelaire t-shirt.



I resisted because Alcohol Screening people can get pretty pissy about making jokes about alcohol.  They wouldn't appreciate my "Adult Juice Box" design either.



Regardless, I hit on four of the National Day days. I tried to think of something for national Winston Churchill Day, but I ran out of steam. Also, like all myths surrounding great historical figures, I'm heard Churchill was pretty much an asshole.  Though I do like this story associated with Churchill. Apparently he was at an event and a woman said, "Winston, you are drunk" and he replied, "Yes madame and you are ugly and tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly."

Not quite t-shirt material, but it has potential.

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