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Monday, January 19, 2026

Keep clam and carry on

 


In August 2006 I wrote a post about whether or not clams were really happy. I created this image of me as a geoduck to further showcase my creative Photoshop skills. In retrospect it is more disturbing than the Girl with the pearl earring image. I knew ChatGPT could do better.


It does have the look of a Star Wars creature. Creepy none the less. Though not having the horse penis looking appendage coming directly out of my mouth is less creepy than my version. I decided to have ChatGPT turn me into a happy clam, too.



I'm not sure how ChatGPT pictured me smiling. I don't think any of the photos I've uploaded to it have me smiling. So far 2026 hasn't been very funny.  The shit storm passing through our country makes me want to clam up. Oh, for the good old days.



Come to think of it, the good old days weren't that great either. We had Nixon, Reagan and the Bush presidencies. Though they were all better than what is going on now. So I will remain clam.



But we must remain strong. 


Eventually all will be right with the world again.


Remember I can share pearls with you, but you have to create the necklace.

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