Thursday, November 16, 2006
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Apparently George Clooney has stolen my place on the cover of People Magazine as the world's most sexy man again. This confirms my theory that there is no god.
Who votes on this? The staff of People Magazine? And that qualifies them how to declare anyone the most sexy man in the world?
Reality check: These are people working for People Magazine, people. They are barely more credible than the staff of the National Enquirer. What qualifies them to tell the world who is the most sexy man in the world?
Sexy is as sexy does.
I think I am pretty hot for a middle aged man with double chins and a full head of gray hair.
Everyone knows that today's gray is yesterday's not gray.
Bring it on George Clooney