Thursday, February 24, 2005

I'm tired of the Monkey Playing Cymbals

The monkey is out of here. I got tired of him gaping at me like an idiot while I'm trying to write. He calls himself a muse. Ha! He's not even amusing.

And do you know what else? He said he's starting his own blog. He's nothing without me. He doesn't even have batteries. I made him what he is today. I'm the reason people search for him on the Web. I made the monkey and I can break the little upstart.

You hear me monkey? Go ahead and blog. We'll see who gets the most traffic. I'll even give you your first link: Muses of a Monkey Playing Cymbals.

We'll see who the monkey is now.

2 comments:

Tiger said...

Heck, why not, it seems even Paris Hilton's vagina has a blog.

Tim ID said...

The Monkey is going to have a hard time competing with that on the search engines.

I think it is time that someone started a blogging listing the most useless blogs on the Web. But then again, someone probably has. Sigh.