Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Pssssst....


Hey, you. Yeah you. What are you staring at? You never see a blog before? Take a picture, it lasts longer.

Wait. Stop. Don't go away. I was only kidding. Come back here....yeah...okay. Let's start over. Sit down. How are you? Hmmm...yawn. That's interesting.

Well, enough about you. This is my blog. How do you like it? Some call it a Blego, but I prefer to just think of it as a blog. What's a Blego? My, you don't get out in the Blogosphere much do you?

Blego: a combination of the words Blog and Ego, used to describe the
actions of bloggers who write as to their own self worth

blego
(Slang) the blogging self; I the blogger
Usage in reference to self promotion on, or as part of, blogs.
I'm bored. Let's talk about me again. Did I tell you I was the baby of the family. Yes, two older brothers. Want to see my baby pictures. Wait...where are you going? Don't leave. We can talk about you. Tell me something about yourself.

La, la, la, la....Everyone seems to like chocolate. Not me. Well, not alot of it. I watch my fat and sugar intake. Did I tell you I save my toenail clippings?

Sorry...what were you were saying about yourself? Did I ask you whether you blog? What's the URL. I could blogroll you. Wait, don't get the wrong idea. I realize we just met, but I feel as if I have known you for ages. You really seem to understand me.

Stop, no, don't leave....shit. There went another one. Oh well. Somebody else will show up.




Hey, you. Yeah you. What are you staring at? You never see a blog before? Take a picture, it lasts longer.

No, stop, I was just kidding...do you want to see some photos of my cats?

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