Friday, May 26, 2006

Feeling testy?

I only drive people to watch bad David Hasslehoff videos. Mickey Ripped temps us to take tests. Of course I am a sheep and take them. Apparently if I were a tarot card, I would be the High Priestess. But that doesn't matter. If I believed in hell, I'd be banished to the 2nd level with Helen of Troy. It could be worse. I could be heaven with the mormons or the Jehovah Witnesses. This is worse than a pyramid scheme, but here are my results (I think we are even now Mickey):

You Are The High Priestess

You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed. You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light. You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two. Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets. Your fortune: Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward. You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination. And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end. You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


Alex Pendragon said...

Hell? What's hell?

Time said...

THE Michael,
You go to Walmart, you tell me.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, we are definitely even now.

Time said...

Mickey, I'm sensing sarcasm here.

Time said...

Touche, my dark friend, touche. Fortunately I have a laptop and hopefully Internet access when I reach Boise tomorrow and can respond to the tag. BTW, this earns you a lower level in hell.