Friday, January 12, 2024

A King Trumps a former asshole president


I read a click bait article today about Stephen King posting on Twitter (or X) telling Trump to stop being an asshole. He was commenting on Trumps tirade speaking during closing arguments for his fraud trial and blasting the judge, the legal system and everyone else who treats him unfairly because he is a lying sack of horse crap.

Of course the article replaced most of the letters in the word asshole because you can't say asshole in the mainstream press. I'm not sure you can say asshole on X since Elon Musk bought Twitter. If you can't say asshole on X, it's because Elon Musk is also an asshole.

I like that I can say asshole on blogger.

But Stephen King telling Trump not to be an asshole is like telling a dog in heat to stop humping your leg. The dog doesn't really care and won't stop unless you kick it (or he finishes humping your leg). 

Until Trump goes to prison, I'm pretty sure he won't stop humping legs. Even then I'm pretty sure he'll figure out a way to keep being an asshole and turn it to his advantage (which might have a whole new meaning in prison).

Regardless, I'm pretty sure Trump doesn't care what Stephen King thinks. But he probably has one of his staff write his name down in his book of people he's going to screw over if he gets to be president again. Because Trump is very much like many of the bully characters Stephen King always seems to write into his horror novels. Let's just hope he ends up the same way as most of those characters eventually do in Mr. King's books.

He does belong in the sewer with the rest of the assholes.

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