January 30, 2006
My Monkey Myself It was the year of the dog, but the Monkey Playing Cymbals was still on my back.
February 5, 2006
The Seahawks went to the Superbowl for the first time in history. And they were history.
March 3, 2006
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
April 3, 2006
A match made in heaven
I celebrated my first wedding anniversary.
May 25, 2006
Free us from torpid heaviness
I got lost in blogdom.
June 15, 2006
I took on royal airs...or heirs...or hairs.
July 24, 2006
Don't try this at home
I proved that happiness is a warm gun.
August 21, 2006
Looking for a good mime
September 7, 2006
Shiek Tim Flash
I introduced Fine Ass Tim Sweetness.
October 20, 2006
I helped create a monster.
November 16, 2006
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
I discover that beauty is more than skin deep.
December 14, 2006
I survive the curse of Seattle's winter.
So that's it for another year of Dizgraceland. Let's just hope I find some new things to Photoshop my face on or 2007 is going to be pretty dismal for me. Regardless, I wish all of you a Happy New Year!