Sunday, September 10, 2006

Lost and Profound

I'd like to say that I once was lost but now I'm profound, but I'm not feeling very profound. Not that me being profound is important. To date my most popular post has been a link to a Pimp Name Generator. I think it even beat out my link to David Hasslehoff's video of "Hooked on a Feeling."

But I think most people are just looking for diversions on the Web, not epiphanies. Actually I think most people on the Web are looking for porn, but I have to draw the line at just calling myself Fine Ass Tim Sweetness.

I actually think I've gotten over this belief that I should be seeking some deeper meaning in life. I'm not saying that there isn't some deeper meaning, I'm just not going out of my way anymore to find it. Because something tells me that I'd be having that major ephipany just as someone was pulling the plug on my resperator and my last words would be "oh shit."

So if you are looking for deep and profound things, you have come to the wrong place. Besides, if you meet the Buddha on the Information Highway, you should kill him or her in the same way you should kill him or her if you meet him or her on the road (not literally's a figure of speech). Your bullshit meter should be red lining anytime someone blogs about knowing "the Truth."

Also truth is a relative thing. Anyone who has ever served on a jury can attest to that. And there are also many more than two sides to any story. So chances are that the truth could come waltzing up to most people wearing a pink tutu and a feather duster in its bum and no one would recognize it anyway.

So stop worrying about the truth. Go click on my link to the Pimp Name Generator and see how many different player names resonate with your inner player. It's not profound, but it's entertaining. And if you do find the meaning to life while you are doing it, well...your path their started here. But I'm not promising anything.

So don't be hating...start appreciating.


Anonymous said...

I can't believe you'd re-post the pimp name generator without re-posting the Hasselhoff link too. Bummer, Dude. Major.

Time said...

Thanks Kristy,

You have restored my faith in why the bar is always naturally lowered.

Hayden said...

"So chances are that the truth could come waltzing up to most people wearing a pink tutu and a feather duster in its bum and no one would recognize it anyway."

ahhh, that was just the line I was looking for when I stopped by. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you described the truth as wearing "a pink tutu and a feather duster in its bum" because I had always feared I would either not be able to recongize the truth or, more so, that I couldn't handle the truth. If your description of the truth is correct it seems that I will both recognize it and be able to handle it. Afterall, if it's wearing a tutu it can't be that bad.

In addition, I agree with halting your search for the meaning of life. Sometimes when we search too hard it ends up being right in our own backyard. Let's just hope the meaning of your life isn't the annihilation of weeds.

Naughti Biscotti said...

As for the most popular posts on your blog, the pimp thing is not a surprise. I got the most posts ever on a post about how I deleted the previous post.

Yo sex sells and well hell... a pimp sells sex right?

ohhhh and sex IS the meaning of life. That's the truth.

Hey.... photoshop your face on TRUTH will ya? The pink tutu is bound to be a blogging success.

Naughti Biscotti said...

ooopppsss forgot to mention: "Lost and Profound" is brilliant.

Time said...

Hayden, Would you like fries with that line?

Miss Bliss, Voltaire would likely have said that the truth is cultivating your own garden. So maybe getting rid of weeds is being on the right track.

Shandi, If only truth could be created with Photoshop...and thank you!!!

Lights, youse gots some 'splaining to do, is right. And that's the truth.

Alex Pendragon said...

Damn! All this time I've been soaking in your wisdom, and now you tell me I shouldn't have. I have alot of re-editing to do. Oh, by the way, the pimp thing was NOT one of your best, as far as I was concerned. It made me laugh, but it didn't make me want to pimp my blog. As far as the truth is concerned, well, don't worry, you're gonna run smack into it no sooner than any of the rest of us. Shizel?

K. said...

Do you have any links to David Hasselhoff in a tutu? Because that's what the internet has really been lacking.

Time said...

THE Michael,
What do you mean that wasn't my best blog post? Every one of my blog posts is the best. They are my children. You diss my children, you diss me.

K. The world is not ready for a photo of David Hasslehoff wearing a tutu. That would really be a situation where we couldn't handle the truth.