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Friday, March 17, 2006

My Lucky Charms...


Orange, stars, yellow moons, they're always after Tim's Lucky Charm! So, in honor of St. Patrick's Day, I'm going to teach you an old Irish phrase I learned long ago:

WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED!

Say it quickly and say it proud and everyone will think you are Irish today!

(after consuming an appropriate amount of Guiness)

Happy St. Patrick's Day anyway...

6 comments:

Naughti Biscotti said...

OH MY EVER LOVE'N IRISH GOD!!!

That was feck'n hilarious!!!

Time said...

Thanks Cherish and the same to you!

And Shandi, coming from someone who is actually Irish and has been there, I am very flattered. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Anonymous said...

Great, first I had to give up Greek olives and now Lucky Charms. You bring the Mick in me to tears.

This is the most I’ve laughed in months.

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Time said...

Once again, Squire Mickey the Incontinent, I'm sorry to put you off from such nutrional treats as Lucky Charms and greek olives. But at least I've helped you celebrate your Celtic heretage. I can only imagine celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Las Vegas (though I did celebrate it one year walking up and down Bourbon Street clutching a bottomless cup of green beer in New Orleans...ahhh..the beads I collected that year). But I digress, Happy St. Patricks Day to you as well!

Alex Pendragon said...

I had to have the wife say it to get the gist of it.....har har har. St Patrick, wasn't he the guy that drove the green out of beer....no....that was snakes....there were snakes in beer?.......oh, forget it, it's to damn complicated.........oh, now I remember......he rid Ireland of Leprachans during the inquisition......right?

Time said...

A good Catholic like you should be very familiar with all of the saints the Michael!