Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Want to be famous?


I must admit that I have wondered at times what it would be like to be famous. I watch the Academy Awards and think about walking the red carpet and standing there posing while the Papparzzi snaps photos of me. Then I think about people hiding behind bushes, waiting for me to take out my garbage so they can sift through it. And I cringe when I think of all of those tabloid headlines screaming, "TIM-ELVIS EATS OWN HAND IN BIZZARRE TWINKIE BINGE."

So, it is probably for the best that I'm not famous.

10 comments:

Mickey said...

"Then I think about people hiding behind bushes, waiting for me to take out my garbage so they can sift through it."

I've been meaning to ask you...the next time you go outside do you think you could toss me a jacket? It's bloody cold out here.

darlingina said...

lol... too funny Tim. Blog and lose 20 lbs. in one week. Now that would definately get me bloggin, if only.

Tim ID said...

Of course, Mickey, my Papparazzi friend. Just be sure you capture my good side.

And Gina, of course it's true. It is in writing. Trust me. I work for a government agency.

shandi said...

I love the magazine cover Tim. You have to give me photoshop lessons. I can't for the life of me figure out layers. Damn you're GOOD!!!

Tim ID said...

Whaaaat? You think this magazine cover is a a fake? I guess I will never be famous now...sigh.

But thanks. Layers are really quite simple once you get the hang of them. Photoshop automatically creates a new layer when you paste something into a photo. You can manipulate it to your hearts content without affecting any other layer until you collapse them all.

shandi said...

I feel like I'm in the "Charlie Brown School of Photoshop". All I hear is, "Whawww waaaa aaahhh aaa wwwwaaaahhhh ahhhh."

Tim ID said...

Okay, I'll try a different approach...I'll just hold this football and you run and kick it as hard as you can :)

cherish said...

THAT is AWESOME!!!! I am laughing so hard! I have never seen American Idol either is there a group I can join. I would love the money but I would hate not being able to go to the movies, shopping or hang out with my kids without a everyone taking my picture.

Tim ID said...

Good for you, Cherish! Now if we could only convince the millions of other people who do watch it that they should be watching "Deal, or No Deal."

cherish said...

ABSOLUTELY!! Tim...

I am already counting the minutes until 8pm tonight.

I liked it better last week when it was on every night.

Have a great weekend!!!