1) Three extended fingers stand out on a shield of royal blue, crowned by noble lion donning a gas mask in the face of all enemies.
The symbol of the gas mask floats on a sea of royal blue, crowned once again by a noble lion protected by a holy clothespin as he farts in the general direction of all who would oppose him.
3) A single match burns brightly on a shield of royal blue, crowned a third time by the royal and most flatulent lion wearing a royal gas mask.
I've begun shopping for royal furniture as well. Here's a throne I found in the Knights and Kings Shoppe at Sam's Club's Web site:
I'm picking out some new clothing as well...lots of white satin. Because everyone has heard about Knights in White Satin...
I'm just feeling giddy about becoming a knight.