Thursday, January 19, 2006

I remembered...


READ THE ENTRY BEFORE THIS ONE FIRST:

It's "never forget how great you really are." That's what Martin the barfly told me. It's really quite positive. But it's not a very positive thing that I couldn't remember it, though. Which is another bummer about getting older and older every day.

But on the ass front (which is a backassward kind of phrase), it has been pointed out to me that I forgot silly ass in my list of ass-related adjectives. And I left out fat ass. Which led me to think of some lame ass excuses because I didn't want to get my ass in a sling.

By the way, the definition of ass (other than the obvious venacular connotation) is: A four-footed, hoofed mammal related to the horse, but smaller, with longer ears and a shorter mane, shorter hair on the tail, and a dark stripe along the back. A jackass is the term for a male mule. And the difference between a jackass and a donkey is that the ass is wild and the donkey is domesticated. This will be very useful information if someone tells you to stop riding their ass.

Don't get me started on what a horse's ass is.

4 comments:

darlingina said...

lol! You're too funny Tim. But i'm thinkin maybe you need a good ass spanking cause you forgot another one which very well applies... that would be your ass is grass Mister! ;o)
Hugs,
~gina~

Tim ID said...

Well, smack my ass and call me Sally! You are right. I guess I need to turn the other cheek. :)

cherish said...

Thank you for all the great information!!! Now I can tell the difference!!

Tim ID said...

And who ever said Dizgraceland wasn't edgey-cational!