All roads lead to Dizgraceland!
I used to have a hot sauce called "Ass in the tub". It was deadly. Damned funny series of posts.
I love you, man!
a phone call.. from a drunk i might add.. woke me at 3:00 a.m.!! YEAH 3 a.m. and so i find myself here reading the words of wisdom? from Tim Elvis... and wondering if you might wish to be my answering service.. especially for those 3am phone calls from drunken asses??? Did you have dumb ass in your list?? one of my kids today told me his teacher was one big DUMB ASS... in fact he told anyone who would listen that his teacher was a DUMB ASS.. (sighhh and i agree with him -only i wouldn't use quite those words to describe him)rambling sleepilymorningstar
Now that is HOT Sauce!!
Hi Morningstar,I could script your answering machine. Something like, "What kind of asswit (I just made this one up for you) calls someone at 3 a.m. Pull you head out, sober up and call me back at a decent hour. Have a nice day!"And yes, I did have dumbass on my list. Generally anytime someone calls me a smartass, I tell them I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass.
Hi Cherish,I bought a couple bottles of it in New Orleans several years ago. I've never tried it, I just thought the labels were hilarious.
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